Don't forget to laugh today folks. Don't let the wrinkles rule your day. Remember that there are more muscles to smile than to frown. In short, there is no reason for you not to be happy, at least for today.
Ready to smile?
Here's a round of jokes for you all.
GIRLFRIEND: I’ve experienced so much happiness since you came… no one can ever replace you here in my heart! Though many things are running through your head and you’re thinking that you mean nothing to me! Just keep in mind that I’m still the same old girl who loved you and cared for you the best way I can… and nothing can ever top that!
BOYFRIEND: Ahh… okay. Kumain ka ba?
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JOSHUE: Uy, pare, ano ang nakain mo at napasyal ka sa amin?
MARVIN: Wala nga, pare, eh. Kaya ako napasyal sa inyo para dito mananghalian.
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ANAK: Nanay, ito lang po ang almusal natin? Kahapon, kamote. Ngayon naman ay…
NANAY: Aba, lintek kang bata ka! Huwag kang umangal sa ipinapakain ko sa inyo, ha?! Kung kamote, KAMOTE lang! Kung kahoy… KAHOY lang!
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Mga salawikain ng college students:
“Aanhin pa ang uno kung tres na ang uso?”
“It’s better to cheat than to repeat.”
“Ano ang pakinabang ng libro kung scholar ang katabi mo?”
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